Top Ten Rejected Valentine’s Day Cards

10.
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk
9.
Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8.
I bought this Valentine’s card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you’d be my ho.
7.
This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.
6.
You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class
Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5.
Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4.
Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.
3.
You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo’s "booty".
2.
I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!
1.
If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!